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  • Nov 12
  • Canada
  • Deviant for 11 years
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My Bio
Hi! I am your average Slenderman! I love to travel, (especially with) little children, and making lots of friends. I have a few games about me, and i love those who play! Pewdiepie, that means you! And let's not forget Toby! I love camping in forests, chilling in abandoned buildings (the darker the better). I am a bit shy, so if you look at me and i rip off your face, it's nothing personal. It means that your are one of my closest friends :) I dislike very sunny days (I burn really easily), bright light (though dim flashlights are ok) I really enjoy nice walks in a dark forsets with my best friends, especially one on one. I strongly dislike crowds (too many witnesses) You may have seen me in dark shadows or out of the corner of your eye (you can tell me by the pale face and exessive amount of arms) and i always try to be in my best outfit, the classic six-arm tuxedo. Feel free to watch my account cause i am watching you. ALWAYS WATCHING

Favourite Visual Artist
Any one <s>old</s> classic
Favourite Movies
Taken, The Mist, Mimic, Nightmare on Elm Street, anything horror <s>(but i do have a fansy for romantic comedy)</s>
Favourite TV Shows
CSI (all of them), Fact or Faked (I am suprised they haven't found me yet lol), Black box TV (my favorite one is about me :)
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
I love classical music (piano, trumpet, screams, wind in the trees)
Favourite Books
Anything horror <s>(or romantic)</s>
Favourite Writers
Stephen king, Deen Koontz
Favourite Games
Slender, Sanitorium, Alone in the Dark, Silent Hill, Heavey Rain, and Ao Oni
Favourite Gaming Platform
PC or anything that moves. I love games :)
Tools of the Trade
Darkness, a mechanical outlet distorter, electrical malfuction thingy, scary music, faded flashlights and my many arms
Other Interests
Camping, dark forests, <s>playing with kids,</s> exploring your house, messing up electronics, moving things, stalking and scaring my closest friends
Waking up wrapped in intestines after getting lost in the woods wasn't my forte of a polite awakening. This guy, The faceless one, is a sick man. I nearly ate an eyeball. Not even a normal eyeball, but some sort of charmed one, one to make me one of them. I saw people, an army of men, all asleep in front of me. ONe slept closest to me. He was at my feet. First things first, get an arm free. The hardened organ tightened around me, but with a lot of wiggiling, I got a bloodied arm and hand out. The air was putrid. It was filled with a smell of death. Metalic blood and flesh littered the area around a large ash pile. I had no idea what had ha
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"IS THAT AN EYE?!?!?" she screamed at the top of her lungs. An empty looking blue eye stared at her. "Yes, now open wide." She clenched her mouth shut. "Eat it. You have been chosen to become part of my army, my maidstress, which will grant you eternal life, power, and whatever you want!" "It isn't worth living forever if it is under your hand!" She blurted out. "I know what your thinking, how will a simple eyeball do anything to you? How gross! Am I right? I had a feeling I was. This eye isn't normal, is the thing. It has been charmed, bewitched, if you will. I have had my army gather certain spices and herbs, and just a bit of magic, t
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The young lady entered screaming into master's den. This happends only once each few cities. Either a recout for our army, or a special supper. Either way we benifit. I watched as the fire grew and the smell of flesh filled the air. I love watching the heads and hands the most, but my altime favorite is the eyes. Slender man always asks us to remove them, one way or another. We save them for something else, but I don't know what. The army had fallen asleep, and I watched over them, but I personally had a favorite. I could never let anyone know I felt differently for this person, or I would surely be slain. A man of power can't have favorites
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Even though you maybe offline Slender..
Happy Birthday, Slendy. :D
you need to watch this video on youtube its AWESOME :D Jeff the Killer movie teaser 2
Long time no see! ;w;
*stalk stalk stalk* //Maybe I'm gonna say hi today. ♥// :iconcblushplz: